Hermdog Says

why do dog snacks smell gooda dan a bitch??

if you got a phat butt press da like button.. dont be pressing da like button if ya shit flat… ima call u out lol

ladies be real.. sex is betta when its 5 minutes long, 10 minutes long, 15 min long, 1hr or 2hr long, all night or a good 63 seconds of str8 killin ya ass lol????

I got all these numbers in my phone and don’t kno who they are.. Lol. It’s names in my phone like “phat ass at gyros” or “red walmart” or “slim baywalk” lmao.. Damn

what’s da difference between doin state prison time and fed prison time?

I’m putting together an adult hide n go hunch day in da park. It’s gon be live.. 2 teams.. Team 1 is team mags and team 2 is team life styles.. Lol.. Spring break jump off.. Who signing up lol? Don’t be shy

whitney houston just did her thing.. chilllllllllllllllllsssss.

how this lady who work in da foodstamp building hit me up saying she canceling my foodstamps cuz she seen my video on worldstarhiphop.. i told her it wasn’t me.. who she finna try lol

bitch plzzz

LADIES, TEACH ME HOW TO APPROACH A WOMAN THESE DAYS.. I BE FUCKING UP WHEN I SCREAM.. YEE YEEEEE LMAO.. TELL ME WHAT YALL LIKE TO HEAR THESE DAYS